Jasper the Beach Gigalo

Jasper's got his casual clothes for chilling on the beach. The guy looks pretty content, but I think he's craving the company of a beach babe.

Booyah! Snagged a hottie.

Oh, man. It ain't easy playin' on the beach. That wave water white noise is doing a number on the noggin. Too bad we can't bottle it and bring it back.

Beach Babe Hottie is of Two Minds

We're taking Jasper to the beach in Oak Island, NC. This is his new Body Glove surfer top with "rash-guard." It's way too big, but that's what I get for buying it online at 85% off. He looks pretty ambivalent here. Probably because the dude has a split personality.


He might be soothed by the sound of the waves and chill out under the umbrella all day. Since some friends have invited us to stay at a private beach, he'll be able to play it cool and get his milk on with the convenience of bikini access (modesty courtesy of a beach towel, I'm assuming).


Or, he could turn into Mr. Fussy Face and scream loud enough to clear the beach of any other vacationers. Do the sunglasses hide his angst here, or can you see the real Jasper shining through?


Wish us luck.